An elderly man in South Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the backfield.
It was great for swimming, so He fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,and some apple, and .
One evening the old farmer decided to go down by the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a Five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with young women Skinny-dipping in his pond. . As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'