In recent years I've come across more and more people claiming to practice some form of Buddhism.

On a more recent day I read that Buddha's First Noble Truth is that "life is suffering."

So today I decided practicing Buddhism is a really poor choice in spirituality unless your life is a giant bucket of shit.

I believe life is exciting and enjoyable. Erections are enough to prove that.

If I ever got the chance (free time) to create a world religion I would begin with  these two "Noble Truths."

1. Life is meant to be outstanding and awesome. If yours isn't, do what ever it takes to make it so. Every now and then really horrible things that can't be explained will happen, get over it quick.

3. Do everything you can to love, respect, and forgive others.