THINGS YOU WILL ONLY ENCOUNTER WHILE TRAVELING WITH GREG PFLUG

Sunday, December 06, 2009

FROM D.T IN NEW JERSEY:


This clever scam is taking advantage of older men. Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc., but this is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. This will only become more commonplace as the weather warms. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home Depot, or Costco customers. This one really caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you, or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to MacDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, 27th, & 29th. Also July 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men! Warn your friends to be vigilant.

BTW...Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to MacDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, and Costco.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously, Greg! The writer ("D.T. from New Jersey") had his wallet stolen 19 times in June alone? "Three times last Monday"??? And what the hell is "and very likely again this coming weekend" supposed to mean? He's *predicting* his wallet is going to get stolen?

Either he is incredibly stupid or this is a made-up story.

Anonymous said...

Why is it that old-guy fantasies always involve scantily-clad women jumping all over them? The old-guy writer was so traumatized ("going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic") that he keeps managing to get his wallet stolen? PUH-leeze!

Greg Pflug said...

Its a joke people. D.T however is real and lives in New Jersey. She sent me the joke.

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