Monday, July 28, 2008

So in my extensive travels I'm always coming across war monuments and large cemeteries. In all these years I've never came across a dead Pflug. Not even large monuments like the one at New York's Battery Park. Pflug's must not fight in wars, are excellent in wars, or never die. I'm praying for the latter.
   Now on the other hand, I would say half of all top soil in the Southern states is made up of dead Welch's. You can't walk in any stretch of woods in Dixie and not stumble upon some brier choked tombstone marking a Welch. In the Smoky mountains every flat spot has a Welch wedged on it. 

This grave by Lake Fontana reminded me that not all southern top soil is made up of Welchs. About two inches of it is made up of about a million dead Yankees.

Today the boys asked how trees went to the bathroom. I told them the truth.... trees pee and poop just like humans. Then they asked how since trees don't have butt holes or penises. I said all trees do have them. Most just hide them under ground, however, sometimes trees don't care and expose their parts. Of course the kids immediately wanted to go to the woods in search of tree wieners. I told them not to worry, that I had photos. So here you go.... Proof trees have human parts.


                                                                                                                      Tree Wiener

1 comment:

Kimberly said...

You are soooooo bad!