We are still in SLC, plan on leaving Wednesday at 7am. for Great Falls. Melissa is worried that its going to get too cold for the boys. This means she is in GONZO shopping mode for superflous clothing. I figure it can only get so cold.
Bubba died in a fire, and his body was burned
pretty badly. The
morgue needed someone to identify the body, so
they sent for his two
best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men
had always done
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician
pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty
bad. You better roll
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said,
"Nope, AIN'T Bubba."
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer
to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's
pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over
and Gomer said,
"NO,IT AIN'T Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two ass holes."
"What? He had two ass holes?" asked the
Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to
say, "There's Bubba With them two ass holes."